According to Reuters, a 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Miami neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same neighborhood on Wednesday.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital....
'One woman became suspicious...' Became Suspicious!!!! I would have been suspicious of him 10 miles away; if by some incredibly miraculous lack of judgement on my behalf (ie: I fell into a coma or was in a state of temporary labotomy) he actually got to the point at which she 'became suspicious' I would have been screaming "Assault!" and bashing his pathetic-and-weak-excuse-for-existance head in.
And look at him - honestly!!!!
Captain Cluey, wondering how people can be so dumb that people like this Phillip dude can actually pull off a hoax like this. It baffles my mind.