Friday, April 21, 2006

Stupid People

Would you (if you are/were a woman) be this clueless?

According to Reuters, a 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Miami neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same neighborhood on Wednesday.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital....

'One woman became suspicious...' Became Suspicious!!!! I would have been suspicious of him 10 miles away; if by some incredibly miraculous lack of judgement on my behalf (ie: I fell into a coma or was in a state of temporary labotomy) he actually got to the point at which she 'became suspicious' I would have been screaming "Assault!" and bashing his pathetic-and-weak-excuse-for-existance head in.

And look at him - honestly!!!!

Captain Cluey, wondering how people can be so dumb that people like this Phillip dude can actually pull off a hoax like this. It baffles my mind.


stephenliveshere said...

Despite being a good news story, the web link in "look at him" has an extra http://, therefore is taking the viewer straight to instead..
Other than that, love your eccentricity! Keep up the good work!

~ stacy ~ said...

I'm with ya on the "bashing his pathetic-and-weak-excuse-for-existance head in"

Un-flippin-believable! How could any woman be that lame? And just what in the blazes are they doing letting complete strangers into their home... for breast exams?

"Och!" It boggles my brain.

Jimbo Big Toe said...

In 76 years this was the best plan he could come up with to get some action? It is amazing this worked at all. Now there will be an epidemic of teenage boys running from house to house but this time bringing some rubber gloves with them. It just goes to show you that there is always someone more stupid then the next.

Tom said...

He wasn't so bright either... What was he thinking? "Oh, well, that one called the police, I guess I'll just move on next door..."