Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Stressed?

You Know You're Stressed Out If...
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- The Sun is too loud.
- Trees begin to chase you.
- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
- You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
- You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
- You can hear mimes.
- You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
- You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
- You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
- The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
- You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
- Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
- You can travel without moving.
- Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
- You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
- You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
- Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

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